AS THE CROW FLIES
Debra J Ohlinger/Rick Hayes
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PLEASE REMEMBER ME                                       
AS I MOVE AWAY FROM YOU TOO SOON                              
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOW  
ALL ABOUT ME AND HOW  
MUCH I MEANT TO YOU                                     
LOOK FOR ME SOMEDAY 
AS DUSTY PICTURES FADE     
IN THE CORNERS OF YOUR MIND 
THINK ABOUT ME SOMETIME 
WITH A SMILE INSIDE 
AND AS THE CROW FLIES 
THAT OL CLAPBOARD HOUSE 
WINDOWS BROKEN OUT 
WAS ONCE A PRIZE 
NEWSPAPER COVERED WALLS 
HEARD VOICES IN IT’S HALLS 
OF DREAMS AND FOOLISH PRIDE 
OUTSIDE THE DUSTY ROAD 
LIKE TALCUM POWDER  ROSE 
THROUGH BAREFOOT CHILDRENS TOES 
MY SPIRITS FLYING HIGH 
OVER GREEEN FIELDS, BLUE SKIES  
AS THE CROW FLIES 
IF EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY 
AND THE WORDS ARE REALLY TRUE 
WOULD YOU HEAR WHAT I WAS SAYING 
WHEN MY PICTURE SPOKE TO YOU?





FAVORITE BLUE 
Debra J Ohlinger/Rick Hayes
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THAT IS MY FAVORITE BLUE 
COME HERE I’L SHOW IT TO YOU 
COBALT SKIES 
MILES HIGH 
THAT IS THE COLOR OF HOPE 
LOOK UP AND PRAY HOLY GHOSTS 
WILL SPARE US 
OUR BLUE NOTE 
CHORUS 
SLUMP SHOULDERED LOVERS  
MOONLIGHT BLUE SKIN  
FIX SKIPPING RECORDS 
COME BACK AGAIN 
NOW MIDNIGHT BLUE FILLS THE SKY 
CLOUDS BURTS WITH TEARS AS THEY SIGH 
BLUE LOVERS 
TAKE COVER 
BLUE LOVERS SHUFFLE ALONG 
HUMMING THEIR FAVORITE SONG 
SO LONESOME 
I COULD CRY 
CHORUS 
SLUMP SHOULDERED LOVERS  
MOONLIGHT BLUE SKIN  
FIX SKIPPING RECORDS 
COME BACK AGAIN 
SOLO 
NOW ENDS THE TRYING TOO HARD 
START A NEW SONG FROM YOUR HEART 
COBALT BLUE 
HERE’S TO YOU. 




NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW 
Debra J Ohlinger/Rick Hayes 
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NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW 
NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW
STORIES FROM LONG AGO
STORIES FROM LONG AGO

KEPT IN THOSE OL' PAPER BAGS
COVERED WITH OILY RAGS
STORED IN THE TRUNKS BELOW 
THOSE DIRTY TRUNKS BELOW

CHORUS
STOP THAT NOW YOU'LL RUIN OUR DINNER
AFTER ALL YOU'RE JUST A BIG SINNER
HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH?
PLENTY OF PEOPLE ARE JUMPING OFF ROOFS

NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW
NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW
STORIES FROM LONG AGO
STORIES FROM LONG AGO

SOLO  

CHORUS2 
YEARS AND YEARS HOT SALTY TEARS
DRIP LIKE WAX ON COLD DEAF EARS
HOW DO WE KNOW  YOU'RE TELLIN' THE TRUTH?
PLENTY OF PEOPLE ARE JUMPING OF ROOFS!

NOBODY WANTS TO MOVE
NOBODY WANTS TO MOVE
THE FURNITURE 'ROUND THE ROOM
THE FURNITURE 'ROUND THE ROOM

IT'S JUST FINE WHERE IT IS
YOU'LL ONLY BOTHER THE KIDS
YOU'LL MAKE US MISS OUR SHOW
WE'RE GONNA MISS OUR SHOW

NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW
NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW
NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW
NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW




NATURAL DISASTER 
Debra J Ohlinger/Rick Hayes 
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SHE'S A NATURAL DISASTER 
THAT'S WHAT YOU CAME AFTER  
SHE'S A HURRICANE MIND 
SUNAMI INSIDE 
EXPECT A RIPTIDE 
SHE'S A NATURAl DISASTER 
BETTER RUN LITTLE FASTER 
WHEN THAT AVALANCHE BLOWS 
THRILL SEEKERS ALL KNOW 
THEY CALLED ON THE WILD 
SHES A NATURAL DISASTER 
EARTH QUAKE ALLRIGHT 
YOULL BE SHAKIN YOUR BOOTS 
TO THE BOOGIE n SKOOT!! 
DON'T SAY i DIDN'T
WARN YA! 





IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SHOES 
Debra J Ohlinger /Rick Hayes
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SAW THIS HOTTIE LATE ON NIGHT 
HAVE TO SAY HE LOOKED JUST RIGHT 
LATER WHEN I WAS ABLE 
I MOSEYED OVER TO HIS TABLE 
AND SAID..HEY THERE BABE...I SING THE BLUES 
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LITTLE CRUISE 
HE LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN 
NARROWED THOSE BABY BLUE 
THEN HE SAID , SORRY HON, BUT TO ME 
ITS ALL ABOUT THE SHOES 
ITS ALL ABOUT THE SHOES 
IF YA DONT WANNA LOSE 
BEFORE YOU DOAN YOUR THREADS A NIGHT 
CONSIDER THE SHOES 
NOW CLEAN RAGS AND A PROPER LID 
MEAN ONE THING TO A MAN 
BUT IF YOU WANT TO SCORE AT NIGHT 
YOU BETTER GET YOURSELF A BETTER PLAN 
CHORUS 
AFTER THAT NIGHT I VOWED THAT I 
WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE 
UNLESS I DOANED A PAIR OF SHOES 
MEANT FOR STEPPIN OUT 
CHORUS
 

PHANTOM LOVER

Debra J Ohlinger/Rick Hayes 

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DEAR OL SOMETIMES LONG LOST FRIEND
YOU LET THAT DAMMED OL' PHANTOM IN
WHILE YOU FED YOUR COWS AND CHICKENS
HE WAS UPSTAIRS IN YOUR KITCHEN
EATING ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE CAKE AND PIE

NOW HE FLOATS ACROSS THE FLOOR
HEADING FOR YOUR BEDROOM DOOR
MUDDY BOOTS ON YOUR CLEAN SHEETS
HE'LL BE LAYIN THERE FOR WEEKS
SMOKIN' DOPE AND WATCHING GOMER PYLE

CHORUS

YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT
YOU BETTER SCREAM AND SHOUT
YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT
YOU BETTER SCREAM AND SHOUT
HERE HE COMES AGAIN
ASKING WHERE U BEEN

SOLO


WHILE YOU DANCE AND SING YOUR SONG
HE'LL BE OUTSIDE ALL NIGHT LONG
PAINT YOUR PICTURE DRAW YOUR SWORD
HE'LL BE COMING BACK FOR MORE
LOOKIN FOR A WAY TO GET INSIDE

CHORUS

YOUR ELUSIVE STATE OF GRACE
LED YOU TO THAT SAME OL PLACE
WATCHOUT THERE HE IS AGAIN
EVIL GRIN WHEN U WALKED IN
STEALIN CIGS  AND ASKIN FOR A LIGHT

CHORUS

 

 

ADELINE 
Debra J Ohlinger/Rick Hayes 
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PLEASE BE QUIET  
I CANT SEE  
WHATS STANDING RIGHT 
IN FRONT OF ME 
DONT BE SO BIG 
YOU'RE NOT THAT SMALL 
AND I CANT ALWAYS  
BREAK YOUR FALL 
ADELINE, ADELINE...... 
BE CAREFUL ON  
THAT SLIPPERY SLOPE 
ONE MISTEP  
AND DOWN YOU GO 
GRAB MY SLEEVE 
ILL PULL YOU IN 
YOU'LL SEW THE RIPP  
W JUTTED CHIN 
ADELINE ADELINE.... 
Chorus: 
HOLD ON TIGHT  
YOU'RE GOIN FOR A RIDE 
YOU WOnt LIKE  
THAT OTHER SIDE 
HOLD ON TIGHT 
WITH ALL YOU're MIGHT 
STAY AWHILE 
REBEL WAYS AND 
LONG DARK DAYS 
NEVER SWAY 
MY LOVE FOR YOU 
ILL STAND RIGHT HERE 
ON SOLID GROUND 
WHEN ALL YOUR UPS 
BECOME YOUR DOWNS 
ADELINE, ADELINE... 
Chorus: 
HOLD ON TIGHT  
YOU'RE GOIN FOR A RIDE 
YOU WOnt LIKE  
THAT OTHER SIDE 
HOLD ON TIGHT 
WITH ALL YOU're MIGHT 
STAY AWH 
ADELINE, ADELINE…… 




WATCHA UP TO BABY? 
Debra J Ohlinger/Rick Hayes
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WATCHA UP TO BABY? LIPSTICK COOL THIN GLASS  
WATCHA UP TO BABY? LIPSTICK COOL THIN GLASS  
HAZY THOUGHTS QUITE CRAZY 
REPEATIN’ DISTANT PAST 
WATCHA UP TO BABY? ROADMAP ON YOUR FACE 
WATCHA UP TO BABY ? THERES A ROADMAP ON YOUR FACE 
CUBIST PORTRAIT FADING 
CLINKY WATERY GRAVE 
CRAZY SEXY LADY 
SEE THE WINGED BIRD FLY 
STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES 
FEEL THE LOVE INSIDE 
WATCHA UP TO BABY? PLANTIN’ SEEDS INSIDE 
WHATCHA UP TO BABY? DON’T YOU PLANT THOSE SEEDS INSIDE 
VINES WILL COVER PURPLE SCARS 
AS DALI DREAMS FLY BY 
KEEP ON TRYIN’ BABY, MUSIC IN YOUR BRAIN 
KEEP ON TRYING BABY, THERE’S MUSIC IN YOUR BRAIN 
HEAR THE TUNE THAT STIRS YOUR SLUMBER 
FAMOUS WITHOUT A NAME x4 
PHANTOM LOVER 
Debra J Ohlinger 
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DEAR OL SOMETIMES LONG LOST FRIEND 
YOU LET THAT DAMMED OL' PHANTOM IN 
WHILE YOU FED YOUR COWS AND CHICKENS 
HE WAS UPSTAIRS IN YOUR KITCHEN 
EATING ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE CAKE AND PIE 
NOW HE FLOATS ACROSS THE FLOOR 
HEADING FOR YOUR BEDROOM DOOR 
MUDDY BOOTS ON YOUR CLEAN SHEETS 
HE'LL BE LAYIN THERE FOR WEEKS 
SMOKIN' DOPE AND WATCHING GOMER PYLE 
CHORUS 
YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT 
YOU BETTER SCREAM AND SHOUT 
YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT 
YOU BETTER SCREAM AND SHOUT 
HERE HE COMES AGAIN 
ASKING WHERE U BEEN 
SOLO 
WHILE YOU DANCE AND SING YOUR SONG 
HE'LL BE OUTSIDE ALL NIGHT LONG 
PAINT YOUR PICTURE DRAW YOUR SWORD 
HE'LL BE COMING BACK FOR MORE 
LOOKIN FOR A WAY TO GET INSIDE 
CHORUS 
YOUR ELUSIVE STATE OF GRACE 
LED YOU TO THAT SAME OL PLACE 
WATCHOUT THERE HE IS AGAIN 
EVIL GRIN WHEN U WALKED IN 
STEALIN CIGS AND ASKIN FOR A LIGHT 
CHORUS 




MEAN TO ME 
Debra J Ohlinger/Rick Hayes 
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I MET A FELLA SAID HE’D GIVE ME SOME ATTENTION 
ONE LITTLE PROBLEM WITH AN APRON IN HIS KITCHEN 
HE SAID OH BABE SHE ON A ROMANTIC VACATION 
DONT WORRY HONEY, UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION 
YOU SEE SWEET BABY, SHES REALLY MEAN TO ME 
I TOOK HIM HOME TO MEET MY DEAR OL’ FASHIONED MAMA 
SHE TOOK ONE LOOK AND THEN SHE GRABBED ME BY THE COLLAR 
SHE SAID HIS CAR PARKS AT THE HOTEL BY THE HOUR 
YOU’LL GO TO KISS HIM HE’LL BE RUNNIN’ FOR THE SHOWER 
THEN YOU’LL BE CRYIN’…MAMA HE’S MEAN TO ME 
MAMA HES MEAN TO ME 
DOES EVERY WOMAN HE SEES 
I CAUGHT HIM RUNNIN’ AROUND W EVERY HUSSY IN TOWN 
HE’S JUST SO MEAN TO ME 
ONE DARK NIGHT I REALIZED 
ALL HIS LINES WERE GREAT BIG LIES 
VISIONS BY THE DASH BOARD LIGHT 
ROBBED ME OF MY SLEEP AT NIGHT 
SOLO 
ONE DARK NIGHT I REALIZED 
ALL HIS LINES WERE GREAT BIG LIES 
VISIONS BY THE DASH BOARD LIGHT 
ROBBED ME OF MY SLEEP AT NIGHT 
I GUESS I GOTTA WEAR THIS STUPID SCARLET LETTER 
IT GOES SO WELL WITH STICKY TAR AND ALL THESE FEATHERS 
MAYBE SOME DAY I’LL FINALLY GET WITH SOMETHIN’ BETTER 
THEN I’LL BE CRYIN’ ‘BOUT SOME OTHER FINE YOUNG FELLA 
THERE’LL BE NO CRYIN’ 
MAMA HE’S MEAN TO ME 
MAMA HES MEAN TO ME 
DOES EVERY WOMAN HE SEES 
I CAUGHT HIM RUNNIN’ AROUND W EVERY HUSSY IN TOWN 
HE’S JUST SO MEAN TO ME
 



KILLER WATER 
Debra J Ohlinger/Rick Hayes 
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KILLER WATER ROSE 
ROUND MY KNEES AND FROZE 
FEAR INTO MY BONES  
SHOULD I STAY OR GO? 
STAY OR GO 
SHOULD I STAY OR GO? 
SAID MY BUDDHIST PRAYER 
LEFT YOU STANDING THERE 
SEARCHED FOR ME EVERYWHERE 
EVERYWHERE 
SOAKING WET EVERYWHERE 
I KEPT CALLING OUT TO YOU 
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO 
JUMPED THAT SAD TRAILWAYS 
SIDEWAYS RAIN FOR DAYS 
DIESEL IN MY MOUTH 
ANYWHERE BUT SOUTH 
ANYWHERE BUT SOUTH 
ANYWHERE SOLID GROUND 
EYES AS BLACK AS COAL 
WINDOWS TO THE SOUL 
WHY’D YOU LET MY HAND GO 
WHY DID YOU LET GO 
KILLER WATER LET GO 
YOU SHARED YOUR MEAGER MEAL WITH ME 
IT TASTED LIKE INTEGRITY 
KILLER SOLO  
CHIPPED ENAMAL CUP 
BARELY STRENGTH TO HOLD UP 
FRUITLESS DEED IN THE MUD 
STUCK IN MUD 
NEVER HOLD MY HEAD UP 
I KEPT CALLING OUT TO YOU 
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO 
EYES AS BLACK AS COAL 
KILLER WATER WILL FLOW….vamp